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wwhatevver-ampora:

queen-of-tacos:

sprinkle—some—love:

Oh my Hussie.

HOW DOESN’T THIS HAVE MORE NOTES?

xiii-wings:

xiii-wings:

buttcramps:

is there anything weirder than waking up after a dream and all the details are still fresh in your mind so you’re just like what the FUCK WAS THAT WHY DID I THINK THAT WAS NORMAL HOW DID DREAM ME NOT QUESTION THAT

I once had a dream in which someone asked me “how can you tell this isn’t a dream” and I was like, “of course it’s not a dream: I have four hands”

THE REASON I GAVE FOR THINKING THIS DREAM WAS REALITY WAS THE FACT I HAD TWO EXTRA HANDS

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carryonmy-assbutt:

fricklesfrackles-letsfrickackles:

domina-domina-omnimalum:

thebabbagepatch:

hereghostyghosty:

jordaamn:

johnstridur:

adriofthedead:

thesunmaid:

parents making sex jokes

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grandparents making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds making sex jokes

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nine-year-olds

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NINE

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NEIN

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Welcome to tumblr where we go from parents making sex jokes to sassy Hitler in 0.6 seconds

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

FAMILY MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(Source: prudence-halliwell)

michaxl:

dilclo:

michaxl:

why am i not a disney princess

because ur a 15 year old boy

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do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how

(Source: prudence-halliwell)

astrid-horrendous-haddock:

the-spooky-dick-forest:

prospitsheart:

theirtinywings:

mirkwoodling:

#puberty strikes again

son of a bitch we just got neville longbottomed by a goddamn cartoon

neville longbottomed

It’s a verb now

I just love him… so much

paigersworld:

chickenjaegers:

chickenjaegers:

finding lube in ur moms room

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WAIT SHIT WRONG IMAGE WRONG IMAGE ABOU=RT ABORT

Sad thing is it fits…

(Source: republicanofficial)

catboi:

hippyveganchick:

fffcuk:

lzbth:

‘got herself pregnant’ is the dumbest phrase in the world like forreal if it was possible to get pregnant by ourselves we’d have eaten all the men long ago

it actually is possible to get pregnant (without the sperm of a man whatsoever) using bone marrow from another woman! a child conceived this way can only be female so actually, men are entirely useless. fun fact

let’s begin the feast (✿)

*hides*

I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

kornaxon:

meowboii:

hatsaillis:

Having an urge to draw

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Having no inspiration

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Having the Inspiration

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Don’t know how to draw

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I really shouldn’t be laughing, but oh boy, this is so accurate.

angelblaines:

The (not-so) subtle messages in Futurama are the best

arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: stokesandoates)

upallnightogetloki:

pleatedjeans:

17 People Who Are Holding Us Back as a Society

The last one is so unbelievably satisfying, I can watch it again and again. He NAILED that fucker.